Rogue Mainstage Starline 04a

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A Moment’s Clarity Acoustic & Completely Clothed--For a Change Alive and Kicking Ashtree Gallery Blame It On The Chlorine Bradley "The Dudeboy" Rogers Calling It IN Dream Clouds Piano Music Early Sunset Full Frontal Improv Hadrah (The Presence) Haruspicy Dancecraft Holophrastic Kinesics 2004 Junk Funk Know Headache Know Pain Lost and Found on the 99 Lunkheads On Parade Man 1, Bank 0 Masters & Vincent Miss Lori Ross ROGUE FILM ROGUE LATE NIGHT SALON 637 Something In The Basement…and other stories by Don Nigro Songs from London Songs of Love & Struggle Sounds To Inspire The Soul Spencer/Morris Straying from the Heard Tapestry of Time & Traditions Terra Naomi The Mysteries by Tony Harrison THE NUDE SHOW The Stickhorse Cowboys Theremin + Toy Piano... Is It Rock? They Can't Hardly Playboys Tiempos de Amor y Lucha Uncle Jacques' Symphony	MAN 1, BANK 0 First Interstate Productions San Diego, California Comedy. One-Man Show. True Story. Rated: PG-15, but warn those teens about occasional cussing and poo-poo the very act of it. Content: Patrick cusses sometimes but not incessantly and only when he gets carried away. Theatergoers are in for a hilarious, spellbinding, and wild ride into the true story of the most famous prank in banking history when Patrick Combs, presents his mesmerizing, nationally touring solo show Man 1, Bank 0. Patrick and this show were recently awarded "Best of San Francisco Fringe Festival", and "Best Solo Male Comedic Performance," and held-over for two encore performances. Patrick's appearance at the Rogue is just after his performances in HBO¹s prestigious Aspen Comedy Arts Festival. During this funny and captivating show, Combs tells the story of the time he received a phony promotional check in the mail for $95,000 and deposited it into his checking account as a joke. What happened will have you laughing all the way to the bank. Said the SF Weekly, "An outrageous tale that really happened.... Hearing him describe a bunch of bumbling, meanminded suits trying to get their money back is worth the price of admission." WEBSITE: www.man1bank0.com	Running Time: 60 min: Venue: ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Starline, 833 Fern & Club Fred, 1426 N. Van Ness & ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Club Fred, 1423 Van Ness Fresno, California Performance Dates & Times: 7:00 PM, Friday, March 12, Starline 833 Fern/ 10:00 PM, Friday, March 12, Club Fred 1426 N. Van Ness 2:30 PM, Saturday, March 13, Club Fred 1426 N. Van Ness 8:30 PM, Saturday, March 13, Starline 833 Fern Ticket Price: $6 * Latecomers will NOT be admitted.

	LUNKHEADS ON PARADE by Marcel Nunis Just Another Cheap As Production (very, very, Ltd.) Fresno, California One Act Play: Comedy Rated: PG-13 Content: Conversations about underwear. Nobody will be shot by the actors this year. A couple of cranky Odd Gods. No pre-planned swearing. With this play we revive the age-old question: Can anything be so bad it's not worth even $6 to sit through? We, the actors, think not. For about 40 minutes you will be confronted by some of the same people who subjected you to PANDERMONIUM: GREEN CARD ENVY at last year's Rogue Performance Arts Festival with the conniptions of single-hoodedness; the mind-bending banality of worthless come-ons; the deep, deep spiritual journey of a man wearing too-tight undies; a Tango de la Hot Mama-Baby; and, somewhere within all of that, an actual plot line...or so that hack Mr. Nunis told us (if you uncover said “plot”, let us know after the show, okay? Thanks). But what do you expect from a company too cheap to even take a proper picture of itself for the program?	Running Time: 45 min: Venue: ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Starline, 833 Fern Fresno, California Performance Dates & Times: 8:30 PM, Saturday, March 6 10:00 PM, Friday, March 12 5:30 PM, Saturday, March 13 Ticket Price: $6 * Latecomers will NOT be admitted.

	Holophrastic Kinesics 2004 by Kenneth Balint & Cheryl Kershaw Holophrastic Kinesics Fresno, California POST MODERN DANCE & VIDEO Rated: G Content: Four Dance works and one site-specific work for the camera. For all ages. Holophrastic Kinesics will features a wide range of dance movements and video work. Both will emerge together in a dialogical exchange between the artists and their media. Crenshaw and Balints combined new work’s will appropriate the visual and philosophical tropes of various cultural icons including; Batman, Wonder woman, the Beatles, Salsa and the American Hero amongst others. Looking at critical studies of established theorists, philosophers, an d artists, Kernshaw and Balint's work reflects a search for meaning in established systems of knowledge. The artist's recontextualization of disparate imagery results in a formal balance that is both mysterious, uncanny and often will engage the public’s connections between identity, place, memory, and possession.	Running Time: 50 min: Venue: ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Starline, 833 Fern Fresno, California Performance Dates & Times: 8:30 PM, Friday, March 5 1:00 PM, Saturday, March 6 7:00 PM, Sunday, March 7 Ticket Price: $6 * Latecomers admitted within 15 minutes.

	BLAME IT ON THE CHLORINE Irregular Theatre Company Fresno, California IMPROV SKETCH COMEDY Rated: PG (Please, God, let us be funny) Content: An hour of character and improvisational comedy that invites the audience to participate in the theater experience without losing dignity or identity. Er…well without losing identity anyway. Welcome to the Starline Vacation Resort and Miracle Spa, where anything can and may and often does happen! Rates are cheap, so everyone is there for the weekend; your nose picking uncle from the back woods; your Jr. High Home Economy Teacher/Aunt; your shower singing, polyester clad next door neighbor; your bug-eyed, virtual infested cousin; the crazed, greasy guy that always needs your pocket change on the street corner; and anyone else who pops by! The management wants you to enjoy your stay and laugh yourselves silly, so they have provided you the complimentary opportunity to control the comedy. Yes! Every stay at the Starline is different from the last! Each fun filled, hour long, weekend adventure package is customized around your suggestions. Come back again and again! Bring your friends! You’ll laugh till you ache and you’ll never be bored!	Running Time: 50 min: Venue: ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Starline, 833 Fern Fresno, California Performance Dates & Times: 4:00 PM, Saturday, March 6 5:30 PM, Sunday, March 7 1:00 PM, Saturday, March 13 Ticket Price: $6 * Latecomers will be accepted with the understanding that we may ridicule them publicly as they take their seats.

	THE MYSTERIES by Tony Harrison Nowhere Theatre Company Fresno, California Play: serio-comic with live music Rated: PG-13 Content: Strong language and live music Picture yourself at the beginning of time, with a rock band…. Experience the fantastical fusion of live music and poetry following forgotten traditions from Medieval times. This inclusive spectacle will be substance for your senses and food for your soul. The actors and musicians will guide the spectator through an epic story of a father’s joy, a family’s exile, an unjust murder, and the stormiest of all marriages. Come feel the Mysteries.	Running Time: 60 min: Venue: ROGUE MAINSTAGE @ Starline, 833 Fern Fresno, California Performance Dates & Times: 7:00 PM, Saturday, March 6 8:30 PM, Sunday, March 7 2:30 PM, Saturday, March 13 Ticket Price: $6 *Latecomers admitted within 15 min.